43 Absolutely Necessary Items For Everyone Obsessed With Burgers
Your decor, your wardrobe: bring burgers into every aspect of your life.
1. Bean Bag
2. Soap
Yes, this is soap. SOAP. Incredibly realistic soap to wash off all the grease after a night of grilling.
6. Heels
The eyes are somewhat creepy, but how can you resist teetering around on your favorite food?
8. Wooden Play Food
Babies should learn to recognize the majesty of the burger before they can actually eat them — let them teethe away on a wooden one.
11. Embossing Rolling Pin
Sometimes you just want to eat something sweet… but there’s no reason that something sweet can’t be embossed with burgers.
15. Stuffed Burger
Breathe it in. If you REALLY focus and use your full imaginative powers, you may just be able to smell the grease.
20. Birthday Card
If your friends know you well, this card will be waiting in your mailbox when your birthday arrives.
22. Instruments
The hamburger is a castanet and the fries are maracas: they’ll make such beautiful music together.
25. Burger Map
A necessary purchase for anyone and everyone who loves burgers and plans to venture to New York.
27. Ornament
Do not hang this on the side of the tree facing the wall. You mustn’t disrespect a burger like that.
28. Recipe Book
Yes, yes - of course you know how to make them! But your bookshelf shouldn’t be burger-barren.
38. Stickers
Use one in your planner to remind you to eat a burger at least once a week. It’s for your happiness, not your health.
43. Suncatcher
Hang it proudly in a window by your front door. Show your approaching guests the sort of household they’re about to enter: a burger household.